Monday, December 29, 2008

Tavistock Venus Close Coupled Toilet Seat

Fester and blain, the rigor sets in where uncorrected limbs and jawbone bones are left to mend themselves. ‘…nothing matters when everyone has the same thought as mine…’ thought the man in the chapeau. ‘…as little as little can be…’. He reached for a tin of oily fish, tinned and parboiled by men with far greater arms and hands than he, men who lived off the map, somewhere between there and far away there. Whitefish and saltwater perch, perched atop the tallest widest brig of driftwood in the entire sea. That’ll be the day, so it will, when tinned fish tastes saltier than taffy. And so on and on it goes, too rickety to withstand a royal-size belly thwack. Its never too soon to learn a new trick, never.

What he wanted more than anything was a Tavistock Venus Close Coupled Toilet with Soft Close Seat, sold exclusively by Plumbworld, the world’s leading soft toilet seat maker. But as this was not to be, he had to settle for a splintery plank over a rain barrel, the teeter and totter of shitting making the experience most unpleasant. Something’s are best left unwanted. The Sunbury Toilet Company sold refurbished toilet seats and four gallon cisterns. The wait for a Sunbury toilet seat was 27½ months, 28 if you lived outside the five mile fence.

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