The Mulch Cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz

The Mulch cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz lived meagerly. They wore their eyeglasses, tapped together at the bridge, low, evidence of their lowly meagerness. The Mulch cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz were friends with the Al Iskandariyah cousins, both cousins were friends of the Deacon’s assistant, to whom they owed a debt of gratitude for purloining them a copy of the Colusa Book of Whoring. The Sibu Brothers of Sarawak shared an interest in the Jacosta Bollocks Sisters with the Mulch cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz, all three, the Sibu Brothers of Sarawak, the Mulch cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz and the Jacosta Bollocks Sisters sharing a fondness for peach cobbler and orange sherbet.

‘…stop that infernal banging…!’ quailed the shamble leg man, ‘…or I’ll subject you to my lowly wrath…’. The Mulch cousins of Rheinland-Pfalz took a step back and stared, having yet to be acquainted with the shamble leg man they felt his unruliness was uncalled for. ‘…I beg your pardon…? queried the second cousin, ‘…to whom are you referring…?’ The shamble leg man took a step forward, his eyes black with rage. ‘…I am whomever and whatever…’. ‘…so you are…’ said the third cousin, the second and first cousins inching nearer. The shamble leg man took a step backwards then forwards then stopped. ‘…and who are you…? ‘…we are the Mulch cousins…’said the first cousin. ‘…of Rheinland-Pfalz…’ said the third cousin, the second cousin standing shoulder to shoulder with his two cousins.