Cundinamarca Coition Bros. of Bogotá fought for control of the coition market, fighting with the Pernambuco Bros. of Jaboato and the Gleeson Bros. of Washington, who were in a fight with the Charlottetown Boys of Prince Edward Island and the Seoul Sisters of Seoul-t'ukpyolsi, who were in a torrid fight with the Newbury Aunts and Uncles of West Berkshire and the Belfast Stepsisters of Belfast, and all of them, the Coition Bros. and the Pernambuco Bros, the Gleeson Bros and the Charlottetown Boys, the Seoul Sisters of Seoul-t'ukpyolsi and the Newbury Aunts and Uncles of West Berkshire, fighting with the Liverpool Bullies of Liverpool on the Thames. Fearing a collapse of the market they banded together to form a consortium, the Coition Consortium Co. This is a Coitionary Tale, a tale told by a fool, a blackguard and a man with a monkey’s foot keychain.
‘Wait up, stop and wait up, please’ said the harridan to her sister. Her sister scurried across the street in front of the church, her knickknacks clutched under her arm. She was late for the church bazaar and feared losing her spot in the church basement. Rumor was the Cundinamarca Coition Bros. had arrived in town, they’re coition wares packed in crates and paper boxes. The Bros. were looking to rent a table for they’re coital wares. The O’ Fallon Bros. of Missouri were also in town, the O’ Fallon’s being known for their sheepskin condoms and bladder-bag coitus hats. The hats were fashioned from sheep’s bladders stitched together with tripe and steamed into fedoras and sou'westers. The Corpus Christie Boys of Eugene Oregon were on their way into town, an oxcart full of discarded bottle and tin cans weighing the oxen down like lead bullion.
‘Wait up, stop and wait up, please’ said the harridan to her sister. Her sister scurried across the street in front of the church, her knickknacks clutched under her arm. She was late for the church bazaar and feared losing her spot in the church basement. Rumor was the Cundinamarca Coition Bros. had arrived in town, they’re coition wares packed in crates and paper boxes. The Bros. were looking to rent a table for they’re coital wares. The O’ Fallon Bros. of Missouri were also in town, the O’ Fallon’s being known for their sheepskin condoms and bladder-bag coitus hats. The hats were fashioned from sheep’s bladders stitched together with tripe and steamed into fedoras and sou'westers. The Corpus Christie Boys of Eugene Oregon were on their way into town, an oxcart full of discarded bottle and tin cans weighing the oxen down like lead bullion.
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