When the man in the hat was a small boy, a farthing, he had wanted be a ventriloquist. His mother forbade him, saying it was imbecilic, so he took to tightrope walking, the nimble art of heights and balance, long sticks and soft-soled slippers, the sort worn by ballerinas and fancy men. He strung a rope from the porch banister to the elm in the furthest corner of the backyard, jerry-rigged with box-twine and copper brads, and rosined it with dried soap flakes, pilfered from his mother’s washer cupboard. He bought a pair of second hand golfer shoes, removed the prickles with a claw hammer, and rubbed them with otter oil and a damp clothe.
Your inventiveness never fails. Otter oil? That's a new one. Great stuff.
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Circumstance to use the word jerry-rigged. That's rare and reminds me of repairs my dad used to do with scraps. :)
ReplyDeleteBut did it work? Could he walk that distance to the elm tree?
If you were to die tomorrow (God forbid) this piece would be classic-Rowntree-writing demonstrative of your skills. How *is* your health? Don't die just yet, OK?
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